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GOD & THE BIKER
 

A biker was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish."

The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want."

The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic, think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that would honor and glorify Me."

The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally he said,
"Lord, I wish that I could understand my old lady. I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make a woman truly happy."

The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"

A Man's HARLEY Who Can't Get An 'Okay' From His Wife

When Arthur arrived in Heaven

The inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, Arthur Davidson, died and went to heaven.

At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven."

Arthur thought about it for a minute and said," I want to hang out with God."

St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room and introduced him to God.

God recognized Arthur and commented, "So you were the one who invented the Harley Davidson motorcycle?"

Arthur said, "Yep, that's me."

God said, "Well, what's the big deal in inventing something that's pretty unstable, makes noise and pollution and can't run without a road?"

Arthur was apparently embarrassed, but finally said, "Excuse me, but aren't You the inventor of woman?"

God said, "Yes."

"Well," said Arthur, "You also have some design flaws in your invention:
1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusions;
2. It chatters constantly at high speeds;
3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much;
4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust;
5. And the maintenance costs are enormous!"

"Hmmmmm, you may have some good points there," replied God, "Hold on." God went to His Celestial super computer, typed in a few words and waited for the results. The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it. He then turned to Arthur and said, "Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed, but according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than yours."
 

We love "King Of The Hill" and thought it was great when Hank and Peggy bought a Harley... yep!

"Season #7", episode #139

In fact, here are some quotes from the show: And, by the way, the voice of "Pepperoni Sue" was none other than Jennifer Aniston!

Quotes from "Queasy Rider"
Written by Kit Boss
Directed by Wes Archer

DALE: I guess if we root for the Texans, it wouldn't mean we'd have to root against the Cowboys.
HANK: Well, they are in different conferences, so it would only be a problem if they played in the Super Bowl. An all-Texas Super Bowl! His will be done!

HANK: We're going to buy his and hers motorcycles and see America, excluding California.
DR. RAST: Tell me more.
HANK: What more is there? The freedom of the open road and such, all the maintenance a guy could ask...
PEGGY: Collecting spoons from every state capital, meeting colorful characters like truck-stop waitresses and corrupt local sheriffs...

BOBBY: I can't believe you guys got a motorcycle! Evil Kneivel had a Harley, and a cape, and a jewelled walking stick.
HANK: It was a cane, and it was because he had a crushed pelvis.
BOBBY: And a cape!

PEPPERONI SUE: Tradition's real important to Lumpy and me. That's why we're going to spend our second wedding night under the same foozeball table in the same bar as last time.

PEGGY: Live to ride and ride to live, you dumb cows!

HANK: Potato potato potato potato potato potato...
PEGGY: ...potato potato potato potato potato potato...
HANK & PEGGY: ...potato potato potato potato potato potato...

PEGGY: All right, Hank, Kansas is mine! I'm gonna tear this state a new one!
HANK: Maybe we should switch off after Kansas. I wouldn't want you to miss out on all that wheat.

HANK: It just doesn't work that way with biker couples. Lumpy and Pepperoni Sue have a great relationship, and she never rides up front. In fact, the spot behind the driver is called the...er..."bitch seat."
PEGGY: What? So then that makes me a --
HANK: No! It's a motorcycle term, I don't even think it's spelled the same.

PEPPERONI SUE (recognizing Hank): Hey, it's that old biker dude with the crazy girlfriend.

HANK: Peggy and I aren't speaking right now. She's mad because I wouldn't let her drive the motorcycle.
LUMPY: Hell, I'd get shanked before I'd let my old lady drive.
PEPPERONI SUE: And I'd never ask. That's why our marriage works -- boundaries.
LUMPY: Who knows her place? Who knows her place? Huh?
PEPPERONI SUE: I do, baby!